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DO YOU SNORE?: no
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: fighter biatch
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: being alone
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: hell yes
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: it sucks because it's never my version of reality...I stick to the cartoons.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: yes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: oh yes, I was a model baby. Very cute.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: -.- I guess it's cool. I'd be cooler if people wouldn't try to mess with it
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: yes, got a shower radio too.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: but ... but they're a secret!
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: anywhere quiet
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: no...
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: well, I guess we kindof need it....but I'm not worried about it.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Well, I had to sit and count Isaac's licks like two years ago...I don't rem. what it was BUT DON'T TELL ISAAC THAT! I don't want to do it again! We had to start over 4 times on lick 300something. I ate a few too.....uh, terrible memory. Anyway, 830ish sounds right :)
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: no, not at all.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: depends...liked watching The Covenent ;) It works on very few dudes.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: fun
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: hope so...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: no
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: bullshit, catdander, stupid people, mold
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": last night
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: no
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no, why would I? I'm not losing anyone. Love's not painful.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: over medium, or scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: only the fake ones, the bleach penetrates the brain
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: It's magic, maybe it ends up in the freezer.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 3:40
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Rae
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: not when I'm hungry
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: 3
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: yes, my daddy's Santa
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: no. Because if I can't see the scary things then they can't see me either and we're both at the same disadvantage.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: oj
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: crunchy, because I feel the need to chew my peanut butter. I also chew my jello...heh
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: nope, but I'm thinking it's safer than having Mr. B drive me to the hospital ever again
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: as long as you're happy
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yeah, but it happened to be someone I knew
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Alright, for Elaine, since she gets confused on why Laura and I have the same eye color but we call it different things, I take this time to explain. I'll blog about it too because people who ask annoy me.
They are green, but because of the line in my left eye I have to define them as hazel, for govt purposes incase something happens to me. So yes, Laura and I have the same eye color. The term hazel tells people that my eyes have the tendency to change the shade of green they are and that the brown line in my left eye is a permanent tint. Laura's are just green because she does not have the cateye I have in my lefy eye.
Here, from wikipedia:
In North America, "hazel" is often used to describe eyes that change color, ranging from light brown to green and even blue, depending on what color clothing the person is wearing or what color is predominant in their immediate environment. (Eyes that change only between blue and green are not called "hazel"; the term only describes changeable eye color that includes a brownish shade within its range.)
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:i dunno
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: eh
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: not mine
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I have ESPN....but not ESP..
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: yes
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: yeah
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: love it
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: not often
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Yeas
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no. I think maybe his hand is.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: yeah, if you're miserable
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: no.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: mmm...something ice cream and minty from dairy queen
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: sometimes, but mostly on my toes
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: sure
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: The sonic ones
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Not often. Because I'm shaped like a woman I can't find much there.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Flatfoot 56
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| This Made my Monday |
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demetri meets monday
monday: hello, demetri. demetri: hello? monday: hi. demetri: monday? you can talk? monday: yeah.
(demetri looks at monday suspiciously.)
monday: what are going to do during me? demetri: um... try to get some work done. monday: i see. demetri: but, and i hope this comes out right-- monday: yes? demetri: you're kind of a pain. i mean, i often think that you sort of suck. monday: excuse me. demetri: i know that sounds harsh. it's not personal. i just don't usually look forward to you. i think it's just where you are in the sequence of things, not who you are. does that make any sense? monday: i guess. demetri: i'm just being honest.
(monday elapses for a moment.)
monday: i get it. i mean, i've heard it before. i often wish i were wednesday. demetri: not friday? monday: no. too many douche bags. demetri: oh. right. demetri: to tell you the truth, i don't really like saturday afternoon that much either, for whatever reason. so, it's not like-- monday: no, that makes sense. saturday afternoon can be lame. saturday morning is great though-- demetri: oh, totally.
(demetri thinks about saturday morning for a moment)
monday: while we're being honest (looks around, lowers voice)... i hate tuesday. demetri: really? you days know each other? monday: of course. i've known tuesday since before...me. we used to hang out. demetri: wait, how do days hang out? monday: i can't explain it. anyway, we used make fun of saturday and sunday. we'd call them the "weak end".
(demetri stares at monday)
monday: the "weak" end. get it? demetri: oh, yeah. nice. i see what you did there. it's a play on words with "week". monday: yep. exactly. it's a homonym-based joke. demetri: homonym or homophone? monday: shit. i'm not sure.
(awkward silence.)
monday: anyway, i was saying i don't like tuesday. it's because tuesday has no personality. the other days all think i'm the buzz kill, but at least i take a stand. tuesday just sits there, behind me. and, tuesday is kind of a dick. demetri: wow. i can't believe i'm having this conversation. i mean, how can time talk? monday: it has to do with wizardry and magnets - but don't worry about that. demetri: oh. monday: and it has to do with the fact that you are procrastinating. i'm already ticking away. demetri: shit. you're right. i gotta go. maybe i'll talk to you next week? monday: maybe. demetri: oh, and if you see sunday or thursday, could you tell them i'm sorry for wasting them last week. monday: sure. demetri: later. monday: bye. have a good me.
(demetri walks to his cd player, presses "play" and starts to brush his teeth.)
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| Thought I'd remind you I'm still around with this...It was good enough for myspace |
[27 Nov 2006|08:05pm] |
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These are supposedly 40 questions no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them with what comes to mind first.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said? I can't see you...oh yeah, glasses *bam* omg, could it get any worse than this
2. When is the next time you will make out? Let me take out my handy little make out planner...
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"? ....Fuck.... <3 Emily..."how do you spell luck?" Drew "It's like Fuck with an L" ..."OKAY!"
4. What's your favorite planet? Venus because from here it looks like a beautiful star
5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list? I only have three after I cleared it but Nate's the last one
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Waterfalls
7. What shirt are you wearing right now? my MaRoon sweater
8. What do you "label" yourself as? chicken soup...
with noodles...ew, no never mind, no noodles
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? nike
10. Bright or dark room? dark
11. What do you think about the person who last took this? Darlene is awesome, and I'm not just saying that because we're on myspace. She rocks socks all the damn time.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The one farthest away from the door
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching late night sports shows on the tv
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? Yup. Its short... --Kat
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world? Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer!
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot? I know!
18. Last furry thing you touched? J's arm! lol, bleh!
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days? 2...for medicinal purposes
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? tres
21. Favorite age you have been so far? 2 and 1/2
22. Your worst enemy self
23. What is your current desktop picture? autumn trees in a park (queer!)
24.What is the last thing you said to someone? I know!
26. Do you love someone? Everyone
27. Last song you listened to? Some oldy Christmas song on FM 101.3
28. Is the last person you spoke to on the phone? Mommy
29. if you were getting shot at, what would you do? Shoot back, swear like a sailor, call my people and get the mofo's who've wronged me. You know, go out with a bang...haha, I just made a funny! Did you catch it? Read it again!
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace? Yes
31. What are your favorite colors? Green and Orange
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards? Faithfully hold my breath until we pass it no matter how slow the driver goes (turning blue), you know, so they don't come and get me. Katy sings "Pray for the dead and the dead will pray for you, that's what they say but it isn't always true." Both of us in the car passing a graveyard is an interesting thing.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star? oh yes, many!
34. How old do you think you'll live? 102!
35. Have you ever been to www.steakandcheese.com? Just now! that's a bad site and you shouldn't mention it...making innocent people curious...
36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime: In no particular order: eat...a lot, travel to every european country and collect stickers there, marry a hot w.a.s.p. man, make lots of babies, be a missionary all over the world
37. What do you put on your hamburgers? everything but onions and mustard ...even potato chips sometimes
39. Do you eat raw hot dogs? no
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad? don't you mean 'how much salad do you put in your salad dressing'?
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[22 Jul 2006|05:44pm] |
SARAH'S MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!
And now I'm alone, but I do get her room...yesh...
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| <3 A Story I Got From Kela <3 |
[27 Jun 2006|05:29pm] |
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True Stories-English Project
Remember the book 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?' Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Penn.
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.
The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of my English students:
Rebecca -last name deleted, and Gary - last name deleted.
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STORY:
(First paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.
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(Second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17, he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
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(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one^s innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
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(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
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(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
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(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."
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Asshole.
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(Gary)
Bitch.
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Wanker.
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Slut.
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Get f*cked.
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(Gary)
Eat sh*t.
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(Rebecca)
F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
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Go drink some tea - whore.
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(Teacher)
A+ - I really liked this one.
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[06 Jun 2006|12:45pm] |
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(You MUST read them out loud)
1/ That's not right.............................Sum Ting Wong 2/ Are you harboring a fugitive?................Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3/ See me ASAP..................................Kum Hia Nao 4/ Stupid Man...................................Dum Fuk 5/ Small Horse..................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6/ Did you go to the beach?.....................Wai Yu So Tan? 7/ I bumped into a coffee table.................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8/ I think you need a facelift..................Yu Chin Tu Fat 9/ I thought you were on a diet.................Wai Yu Mun Ching? 10/ It's very dark in here......................Wai So Dim? 11/ This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King 12/ Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13/ Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo 14/ He's cleaning his automobile................Wa Shing Ka 15/ Your body odor is offensive.................Yu Stin Ki Pu 16/ Great.......................................Fa Kin Su Pah
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| Fire, Cars, Pictures... |
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My, my, it's been a while since I've posted a REAL journal and not a CRAP journal with quiz results or something. Life pretty much sucks right now. I'm not getting any love. Myspace is frickin' difficult, xangas are poopy, and livejournal...is my escape for today.
*scrunches up face* I don't feel very good.
I've been playing with fire alot lately. Yesterday night, AFTER Chelsea's party, um, thing, I set myself on fire by accident and watched it burn. I was out of it. Then this other dude (who I don't know and never bothered to ask why he was there) set his clothes on fire and ran around like a chicken before pushed him down in the grass, on his ass, and out went the fire.
I got pictures from the 1st Annual Midtown Summer Showdown!~~CaRs~~
Last night I remember telling Andy about my car's almost totaling. I STILL can't remember the name of the track by Lubbock. Only after the party-thing did I realise that pinwheel (little town by Monahans) was not the track that this accident took place at. Pinwheel was where RILEY'S car died. Think Think Think! A little help please if you have a better idea of what I'm talking about.
Anyways, if you are interested in my pictures of the car show, let me know!
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1. Sleep with or without clothes on?: without, if I’m alone and it’s not too cold (lol) besides, don't you ever get strangled by your clothes? just me? ok...
2. Prefer black or blue pens?: black
3. Dress up on Halloween?: heck yes!
4. Like to travel?: always
5. Like someone?: yes
6. Do they know?: not really sure
7. Who sleeps with you every night?: myself?
8. Think you're attractive?: i guess so...
9. Want to get married?: someday
10. To?: You KNOW who!
11. Are you a good student?: i mostly get a’s, but there’s always a b that sneaks in there
12. Are you currently happy?: yeah
13. Have you ever cheated? No shit!
14. Birthplace?:midland, tx
15. Christmas or Halloween?: Christmas, no Halloween! AHHH! Presents or candy?!
16. Colored or black-and-white photo?: depends on what the pic is of
17. Do long distance relationships work?: not usually
18. Do you believe in astrology?: its completely stupid
20. Do you believe in love at first sight? idk do i have to walk past you again? lol
21. Do you consider yourself the life of the party?: depends on who serves the drinks
22. Do you drink?: umm...
23. Do you make fun of people?: all in jest...
24. Do you think dreams eventually come true? yeah
25. Favorite fictional character: Cinderella
26. Go to the movies or rent?: mostly rent, that way I don’t get kicked out of the movies for being a “disturbance”
27. Have you ever moved?: oh yeah
28. Have you ever stolen anything? I stole somebody’s pen last class period
29. How's the weather right now? Chilly!
31. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom...
32. Last time you showered? Last night
33. Loud or Soft Music? loud
34. McDonalds or Burger King? Taco Villa
35. Night or day? night
36. Number of Pillows? 10 (on my bed, not counting the others that are in hiding) 4 regular, 3 body, 1 heart shaped, 1 cylinder-like, and 1 Dallas Cowboys 37. Piano or guitar? Depends on what I’m playing 38. Future job? idk
39. Current job? Geological and Engineering Technician at JVA (privately owned oil company), Sunday school teacher at Church on a Journey, car mechanic to my friends...and that’s all for now. In the spring I’ll pick up something else.
40. Current love?: umm...idk, I’m still on the rebound from marching band.
41. Current longing?: I WANT A POPSICLE!
42. Current disappointment?: we don’t have popsicles
43. Current annoyance? The ticking of the dining room clock
44. Last thing you ate?: string cheese
45. Last thing you bought?: A Reese’s sonic blast...no wait! I bought a ho! But not with money, with gum.
46. Most recent thing you are looking forward to? Friday night’s game against Midland High!!
47. What are you hearing right now? Blue Bell commercial (Damn you and your homemade ice cream!)
48. Plans for this weekend?: The football game, try on bridesmaids dresses, twirl...twirl some more..., go to church, physics group meeting, go to different church. [insert ‘clean room’ where convenient]
49. What did you do today?: wake up, get ready for school, went to school, go to private lesson, struggle through my day, go home, watch movie, get on computer...
50. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song: Elephant and Castle (by Houston Calls) it’s about me!
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| The longest survey you'll ever fill out! |
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**BOO! No fair, I'll avoid stuff if I want to.
*Time started: 5:05 *Name: Rachel Tranum *Nickname(s): Rae, princess, slim, white bread, cracker, Racholla, honey bear, baby girl, ...and others *Single or Taken: single... *Sex: female *Birthday: December 5, 1988 *Sign: Sagittarius *Siblings: 3 older sisters, and Joba (Joseph can be considered a brother) *Hair color: Red *Eye color: Hazel *Shoe size: 10 *Height: 5’10 *What are you wearing right now: a blue hue stripy sweater that cuts down low and is quite sexy, worn out jeans, black sparkly toe socks, my ring, makeup from yesterday and underwear *Where do you live: Midland *Righty or lefty: um, I guess I’ll claim lefty
~Relationships~ ------------------------------------------ *Who are your closest friends: Amber, Callie, Melody, Katie, Katy, Erin, *Do you have a bf/gf?: no....... *Best place to go for a date: movies or person's house or to a park
~Fashion Stuff~ ------------------------------------------ *Where is your fav place to shop: hot topic, pacsun, rave, pennys, dillards, Wal Mart! *Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: yah ~Faves~ ------------------------------------------ *Colors: Orange, green, Sapphire blue and black... *Numbers: 3, 7, 13, 14, 18, 21, 3.97531208643 *Food: food!! *Boys name: ... *Girls name: ... *Subject in school: Lunch *Animal: Horseys, Pengies, poogies, (see lists in previous journals) *Drink: chocolate-cherry rootbeer, watermelon sprite, dr. pepper *Sport: I'm just a sports freak *Veggie: spinach *Fruit: Cantalope, pears, peaches, and chocolate covered strawberries *Fast food place: bob's better burger or taco villa *Place to visit: Ireland *Month: december, february, july *Juice: orange *Finger: middle! lol, i dunno pinkie's are kinda cute *Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip, lime dakerie, vanilla *Breakfast: It varies *Cologne: A Little Bit of Sexy, Hollister cologne and Tag *Favorite cartoon character: OMFG! I can't choose!
Have You Ever ------------------------------------------ *Given anyone a bath: yes *Bungee jumped: No *Broken the law: yes *Made yourself throw-up: yes *Gone skinny dipping: no...not yet! *Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: yes *Eaten a dog biscuit: no *Put your tongue on a frozen pole: no but I have on my flute (lol) *Loved someone so much that it made you cry?: nope, broken tears! *Broken a bone: no *Played truth or dare: well yeah *Been in a physical fight: hell yeah *Been in a police car: yup *Been on a plane: yes *Been in a sauna: no, they’re a conspiracy! *Been in a hot tub: ooooohh yeah *Swam in the ocean: yeah *Fallen asleep in school: all the time *Broken someone's heart: yeah... not proud of it either *Cried when someone died: yeah *Flashed someone: yes *Lied: yeah *Laughed so hard you fell off your chair: lol yeah *Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: uhm... *Saved e-mails: yes *Wished you were someone else: yeah *Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: only when on an out of town trip and we stop at a place with a nasty restroom *Been rejected? Oh yeah *Been in love? yes *Used someone: unfortunately *Been cheated on? Not that I know of *Done something you regret?: yes
First Thing That Comes to Mind ------------------------------------------ *Yellow: duckies!!! *Blue: skyes *Happy: days *Autumn: fall *Cow: moo *Greenland: princess bride ------------------------------------------ *Your good luck charm: I don’t have one *sniff* can it be underwear? *Stupidest thing you have ever done: hahaha...if you are reading this then you probably know *Your crush: B.M., um..., S.F., um... *Your most prized possession: ? um... ? um... ? Food (I panicked) *Last thing you said: BYE! *What is beside you: air *Last thing you ate: burrito *Fave song: ugh, I effin’ hate faves...I DON’T HAVE FAVORITES DAMMIT *Worst Thing that has happened to you this year: *abstains* ------------------------------------------ *Chicken pox: no *Sore Throat: yes *Cold: yes *Stitches: sorta, I did them myself *Bloody nose: yes
Do you ------------------------------------------ *Believe in love at first sight: yes *Enjoy parks: sure *Like picnics: depends *Like school:sometimes *What schools have you gone to: ORUELC, Patrick Henry, Jane Long, Alamo JH, Lee HS *Hate anyone: yeah, and i wish i didn't.
Who ------------------------------------------ *Who is the last person that called you: ugh, my mom *Makes you laugh the most: Callie *Makes you smile a lot: Monica, S.F., Kyle, Alex, Kirsten, Kela *Can make you feel better no matter what: Kela *Was the last person you touched?: uhm.... dude, touched me? Um, Katy...while we were getting gas (lol, that was amusing) *You talked to last: mom *You hugged?: Callie *You yelled at: mom *Told you they loved you: my mom
Do You/Are You ------------------------------------------ *Do you like yourself: sometimes *Color your hair?: yeah *Have piercings below the waist?: nope *Habla espanol?: si, me hablo espanol muy bien. *Stolen anything over $50: nope *Smoke: not frequently *Obsessive: sometimes, over certain things *Compulsive: absolutely *Anorexic: not at all *Depressed: yes *Suicidal? perhaps *time finished: 5:32
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| You should read this, you might learn something... |
[02 Oct 2005|10:53pm] |
( ) smoked a cigar (x) smoked anything else ( ) made out with a member of the same sex (x) crashed a friend's car ( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love ( ) been dumped ( ) shoplifted ( ) been fired (x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of parent's house (x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( ) been arrested ( ) made out with a stranger (x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend (x) had a crush on a teacher (x) skipped school ( ) slept with a co-worker (x) seen someone die
( ) had/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends ( ) been to Canada (x) been to Mexico (x) been on a plane ( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire ( ) eaten Sushi ( ) been snowboarding ( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace (x) been moshing at a concert
(x) been in an abusive relationship (x) taken painkillers ( ) love someone right now (x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party (x) flown a kite (x) built a sand castle (x) gone puddle jumping (x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves ( ) gone sledding (x) cheated while playing a game (x) been lonely (x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID (x) watched the sun set ( ) felt an earthquake (x) touched a snake
(x uh, and I frickin' hate it!) been tickled (x) been robbed ( ) robbed someone (x) been misunderstood (x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest (x) ran a red light ( ) been suspended from school ( ) had detention (x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces (x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (x) had deja vu (x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look (x) witnessed a crime (x) pole danced (x) questioned your heart (XX) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud (X) been lost (x) been to the opposite side of the country (x) swam in the ocean (x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep (x) played cops and robbers (x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (x) sung karaoke (x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) made prank phone calls (X ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (x) caught a snowflake on your tongue ( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) been kissed under a mistletoe (x) watched the sun set with someone you care about (x) blown bubbles (x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party (xX the torture! Xx) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people (x) gone rollerskating/blading (x) had a wish come true
(x) worn pearls (x) jumped off a bridge (X) screamed "penis" in class ( ) ate dog food (x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower (x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone (XX) glued your hand to something
(X) got your toungue stuck to something ( ) kissed a fish (x) worn the opposite sexes clothes ( ) been a cheerleader (x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs ( ) done a one-handed cartwheel ( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (x) stayed up all night
( ) didnt take a shower for a week (x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree (x) climbed a tree ( ) had a tree house ( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts ( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes (x) worn a really ugly outfit to school ( ) gone streaking (x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken fight (x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger ( ) broken a bone (XXX) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it (x) caught a butterfly (x) laughed so hard you cried ( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone (x) had someone moon/flash you (x) cheated on a test (x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked (x) French braided someones hair ( )gone skinny dippin in a pool (x) been kicked out of your house
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| Dude, where's my car? |
[15 Sep 2005|06:33pm] |
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A police officer lady towed my car! After school today,I passed off my music and then walked to Mike's house, then stopped and thought to myself..."um...car?" Yeah. Kat freaked out because she thought I left her, but in fact my car left me. Then Sarah took FOREVER coming in my other car, and it was SO stupid, and then we called the police and they say the woman that wrote it up is off duty and they can't do anything, and so I don't have a permit, or a car that's not being used by another family member, and I'm MAD!! #*@&! FRICKIN' IDIOTS! They won't charge me money for the tow, but they won't do anything for the hell of alot of trouble they're putting me through for being dumbasses! Why don't they tow the other dozen people that park on that street instead of the only one that does it LEGALLY! Ugh!
I'll laugh about this later...yep, that's it...I'll find it humorous later...Infact it's slightly humorous now, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm mad...They shall pay.
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| Some funny things said or written today!...and one or two from yesterday |
[31 Aug 2005|05:22pm] |
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Rae- He's her ho! hahaha! Katy-He's everyone's ho! Rae- Yeah, but he was my ho first!! (loud laughter ensues)
Alex-I went to starbucks with Amanda yesterday. Jaclyn-You went with her and not me! Alex-Well, she is my girlfriend... Jaclyn-Friends before girlfriends! Friends before girlfriends! Alex- (laughs) Jaclyn- Bros before hoes, man! Bros before hoes! Arun-...you're a chick...
Rae- (inaudably wining about how hungry and tired) Arun-What? Rae- (complains a little louder) Arun-What?? Rae- (makes a grunting noise and then complains quite loudly) Arun-What was that noise?! It sounded like you were taking a crap.
Arun-Can we have a fiesta? Rae-How about a little siesta? *both stare awkwardly at eachother* Rae- Naked! Arun-Whoa there Rachel!
Katy-The Plymouth colony survived because they were like, "Ladeedah, skipping around with the Indians!" the pansies...Then the Jamestown colony died because,...well, they were like the spartans. Rae-KATY! Katy-Think about that for a second, man. The spartans... Rae-Ummmm, I don't have to think about it. Mr. Knowles-Let me see what you two have so far. Hmmm, love the stickfigures...holding hands. Rae-They're skipping! *naked* Rae- He-man, the only survivor of Jamestown that later evolved into a comic hero. Katy-Dude, this is so wrong. Rae-He said to interpret it our way.
Mrs. Mendez- The other people were upset because...Rachel. Cubby- Gee, way to go Rachel...*ugh*
Emily's mommy-You can't go out with him, he doesn't have eyelashes! Emily- Does too! You just can't see them.
Kyle W.-Okay, who wants to ride with me....really I can take someone...well if you ever need a ride...but I can only take one other person in the car with me unless you want to squish in the middle Random dude-Yeah and noone wants to sit next to this big, fat guy!
Callie and Rae- NNNNNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber-mmmmmmmmm....I got my lunchbox, heehee!
Katy-*insert sentence or fortune cookie phrase*, in between the sheets. Rae-*insert sentence or fortune cookie phrase*, in bed
Katy-Well, bye-bye I'm going to go work my corner.
Rae-Well, I'm off like a prom dress!
Rae-You freak! Go out with somebody! Gahh,...
Rae-It'd be so awesome to disappear! Then people'd be like, "Whoa! Where'd she go?!" Amber-IIIII'm invisible! Whoooo-hoo!
Rae-Can we bring poptarts to class? Chelsea-I don't know. Want a skittle?
okay. the end.
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"Blahblahblah, it's all the f***in' government, biatch...blahblahblah." I'm so tired of hearing the winers and everybody thinking they're right. "I live here...I know these things before they happen!" Well, no shit. Everybody would know what's going on if they tuned into the news more than just the times when hurricanes happen, or if they look back on previous years, or if they take a couple of courses of microeconomics (which in some cases might not help because my eco. teacher is a dumbass and contradicts himself every two seconds because he's always wrong and juxt can't pick which story he wants to tell us.)But dude, there is nothing to "predict" because something along this line happens every year...but whatever. I'm sick of trying to calm people down and telling them not to be upset. This would be a great time to start a campaign against nationwide obesity. Buy a frickin bike, get your fat ass up, have more money for beer, and develop a hobby.
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| Oil and gas... |
[30 Aug 2005|05:17pm] |
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To educate the idiot people that are upset about gas prices and are panicing and shit, read the following. It is my job to know about these things seeing as I am a Geological and Engineering Technician, and so I'm telling you what's really going on. You don't want to make stupid assumptions like the dumbasses in the anythingcars.com forum did (see examples at the end of entry. First one is kindof funny...)
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON WITH OIL AND GAS:
There is NO gas shortage. Hurricanes sweep the coast annually and they have certain procedures that kick in this time of year. Only one oil refinery is shut down and that only slows things down by 1%. The oil in the gulf and the carribbean only represents about 8% of US oil resources. The oil at gas stations now was refined at least a month ago if not more at some places. Yes, prices are expected to fluctuate a day or two before they go back to normal if not lower than before. However, if people panic and run to the pumps it will cause stations to run out of immediate supply and cause a chain of shortages which will in turn cause gas prices to rise substantially (to about $3-4). Another reason why prices have risen is because gas stations pay a certain fixed amount for the gas and then turn around and sell it to the consumer for much more in order to make a profit (ex. HEB buys for $1.50-1.90 and sells for $2.30-2.70). They are taking advantage of this natural disaster and making money off of you. Also, it is very stupid to run to the pumps because of the longer waiting lines. While you may sit there and wait to get "cheap gas" you are burning several dollars of gas. So much for conservation. Next time you buy a car, if you're so conserned, buy a hybrid.
And that is the short version of what's going on. Call me, e-mail me, post, whatever, if you want to get the rest of it or wish to discuss it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:48 pm icantdrive75 Big Ballah Hey...
*grabs microphone*
The price of gas is so high, people are gonna start giving head for a tank of gas.
And you thought they were joking when they said hummers were taking all the gas.
*sets microphone down, walks away* ______________ '04 WRX, I'd give you dyno numbers but I've got too many differentials. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:13 pm rob03 Big Ballah Location: Odessa
they say gas prices are going to go up from the hurricane shutting down the gulf of mexico drilling rigs, thats going to suck ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:06 am icantdrive75 wrote: Bush is just using the "hurricane" as an excuse to raise gas prices so he and his friends can profit!!!
kidding..liberal but not stupid.
EXACTLY!!! when have they ever before raised the gas prices because of a F*** hurricane? NEVER! ITS A F*** CONSPIRACY ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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| Some funny things said today!...and this weekend |
[29 Aug 2005|06:00pm] |
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Callie- "Gross now it’s butt gum." Rae- "No, it’s almost butt gum." Callie- "Hey Nolan, want some gum?" Nolan- "Is it butt gum?" Rae- "No, it’s almost butt gum." Nolan- "Okay!"
Callie and Rae...and a few other ppl: "...naked..." "I’m gonna rape you...naked!" "I wonder if he’d mind me giving him a hug...NAKED!" "Man this test sucks...NAKED!" "I love you...NAKED!" "*insert any sentence*...NAKED!"
Rae- "My car’s name is Muffin."
Rae- "Wow...I'm gonna need a cigarette after that one..."
Sarah- "He was having eye-sex with you!"
Sarah-"Dude, you could be a stripper!"
Amber, Kira, and Rae: "Hey...heeeeyyyy......hhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyyy."*pokepoke*
Kira and Rae: "Hey, Rachel peels my oranges...naked!" "Hey, I peel Kira’s oranges...naked!"
Amber- "Did you see the guy behind us dancing?!" Emily- "Ewww, and he poked me!"
Rae- "I’m going to write you a love letter. What do you want your kinky food name to be?" Katy- "I want it to be strawberry shake...and I'm going to call you peaches and cream, after my cat. Because you both get drunk off of the wierdest things."
Emily- "Why do I like buttheads?!"
Rae- "You're dead to me..."
Jaclyn- "...so...wanna fight?" Arun- "What!?!" Jaclyn- "Fight, you know, like POW POW POW!" Arun- "No." Jaclyn- "Wanna take this outside?"
Jaclyn- "Hey, wanna go to Starbucks?" Alex- "Yeah, either that or Bootleg Starbucks...Barnes and Nobles is SO stupid. They're like (in really winey voice) 'We're going to serve you Starbucks coffee but we're not going to take your Starbucks giftcard'...ugh! Retards!"
Amber- "This wierd guy's wearing my shirt. OMG! Look he's right there! I can't believe this. And a preppy girl has my hair!"
Rae- "Your boobs are red."
Mommy dearest- @4:30 PM- "You didn't forget to take Charlie to school, did you?!" Rae- "No, but he might have been a little late." Mommy- "That's okay, were you late?" Rae- "No." Mommy- "Then I don't care." Rae- "Me neither."
Katy- "She's more fickle than a maiden!" Rae- "What's that?" Katy- "I don't know, that's what my grandma said."
And now for Katy's way to make everything sound naughty: ADD- IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS or IN BED
This is especially interesting when used on fortune cookies. Try IT!!
umm...that's all for now. I forgot what other funny things I was going to write down, but oh well, more for later.
Love,...NAKED Rachel ...NAKED
P.S.Dude! Katy's gay cat Oliver has a Harley Davidson collar. That doesn't make him any less gay, it just backs him a gay biker.
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| For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a refresher course...... |
[28 Aug 2005|08:33pm] |
Then you will know everything!!!
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second?
William Jefferson Clinton.
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Now you know everything there is to know.
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[28 Aug 2005|07:48pm] |
12 WAYS TO GET A GIRLS HEART (if only guys would actually do this)
1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do anything. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and mean it. 10. Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy whipped 11. comfort her when she cries. 12. love her with all your heart.
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| Evil, Evil, EVIL! |
[26 Aug 2005|06:32pm] |
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I have only slept three hours in the last 48 hours and a cumulative of 6 hours in the last three and a half to four days... Tony asked me how I can function like this. But that's just me, I can. I have to get up early for band tomorrow so I can be at Lee by 5:45AM or so to go to Abilene. We'll so how that goes. Until next time... what's that supposed to mean anyways. It sounds good, but what does it really mean, until next time...
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| I'm a Stewie! |
[24 Aug 2005|09:13pm] |
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Yea! Today I got a bunch of music passed off! I still have a few to do tomorrow, but I have accomplished something!
Damn! I have a lot of homework to do! I've had almost a week to do it. I need some help on getting organized.
I went to Wednesday night tonight and it looks like I can probably go during school, which is cool. Kyle came back and was being a little butt-monkey (soo annoying and frustrating)
Anyways, football game on Saturday. I hope Katy's little sister passes off her music or at least some of it because I would hate to loose Katy that way. But, if she must die, it might as well be in band. I hope my lil bro is passing his music off. I need to ask... My mommy is going to be a sponser on the Abilene trip Saturday...whahaha (no, I'm just playing), it'll be fun with her there.
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